reminise....disaster in the form of a note

whats up...this is my 2nd entry and if you here I guess you hooked :^p


The other day my BFF (franny pie) and I were talking about the good old days in elementary and middle school. You know passing little love notes making cootie catchers and playing games like M.A.S.H and tic tac toe. All that reminiscing brought to mind a little crush I had and a little note I wrote lol...


I was in the fourth grade (at the Lucy Stone Elementary), and there was this girl (named Francesca not to be confused with my frannypie) who caught my eye, from what I could remember she was the first crush I had. There was something about this girl, i couldn't put my finger on as to why back then but now that I look back on it I know exactly why. She was different from the other girls in my class she was among the few kids who actually wore the school uniform and so was I (yeah we were dorks). But the main attraction was cause the fact she wasn't a hop scotching, double dutching, "eww don't touch me" type a girl. Her and I became recess buddies playing tag races doing cartwheels (even the lunch mothers thought we were cute together) like a match made in adolescent heaven. Once I figured I liked her I had to do something about it. I went to my older Bro and he came up with the plan to write a love note and leave it in her desk. SO we get to writing poetic mumbo jumbo, it actually came out pretty nice. To make sure I seal the deal I cracked open my piggy bank and bought a heart shaped key chain with a picture of a puppy ( yeah i was real determined to get this girl). I got to school early to make sure no one sees me shove the note in her desk. After lunch I noticed her and her friend staring at me. I'm thinking "oh shit she thinks I'm a moron and hates me", at this point I'm shitting brick. Now with all the whispering back and forth my teacher gets wise and grabs the letter, and reads it with complete surprise. Mind you this letter was saying things like i want to kiss you and hug you and be my girlfriend type stuff. LMAO!!! yes I was young me nor my brother knew how to write a love letter. All I ended up doing was scaring this girl out of the school and got in trouble for a reckless letter like that. Of course when my mom finds out I didn't dime out my bro, so i got a nice stiff whipping that night, with a lecture about you too young for girl and you don't even have hair on you balls type shit. Moral of this story is don't let you older sibling help you with shit...because at the end of the day you getting an ass whipping by you self. Thanks for reading


Writeous Wes