Sunday, December 28, 2008

my first entry unbelieveable

okay, I'm really excited about this blog...call me corny or cheesy i'll be a cheesy corn ball lol.

well this is the first of many unbelieveable happenings in my life that I will post. if i heard this from Jesus Christ himself I would find it hard to believe...but its from me so you know it true (no offense Jesus).

Sooo on the day of Boston's 1st snow storm of the year my mom has the bright idea to have me pick up my kid sister from NYC so she can spend her xmas vaction in Boston. Now orginally I was going to make a whole day of it go xmas shopping etc. and have some QT with my best friend (franny pie love her to death). But then we got news of the storm she dropped out. I was going to drop out too, but my mom insisted I still go. For some reason she thinks she a meteorologist and her forecast was that it was only going to be light snow late in the day. Well I get up early and hop on the 10am Fung Wah bus to NY (some people wouldnt trust asian drivers with a shopping cart but those Fung Wah guys know how to work a steering wheel). About two hours into the trip we stop at a highway McDonalds and I really needed to piss like a racehorse and I was holding ever since I left my house (everybody knows bathrooms on buses are THE nastiest). I walk into the mens room and I see some dude standing really close to last stall, I'm thinking "what the hell is that weirdo doing". So I choose a urinal and at about mid drainage I hear a feminine moan. I knew it wasn't in my head because the moan didn't sound like Halle Berry lol (she's featured in a lot of my fanasties), I heard the muffled moan again and turned my head finishing my leak onto the tiled floor. I looked around for a second then walked to the stall peeking through the cracks I see a woman riding on top of a dude!! Like they were serious having sex. My jaw hit the ground so hard I chipped a tooth. Just the thought of having sex in a highway Mcdonalds bathroom is sooo gross yet I was turned on. Well I must of made some type of noise because the girl looked back at me I picked up my mouth and ran out that bathroom at full speed. And that was the freakest thing I have ever scene (I'm still in shock as I'm writing this). People do the most repulsive things when they think people aren't looking but that's life and I love every minute of it. Thanks for reading

- Writeous Wes

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